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Forever Dark
Where is the light?
Gone with twilight.
The moon is there
Covering the Sun.
Crops must grow inside,
For there is no light outside.
Things grow worse,
And war follows its course.
Forever dark
From the Eclipse.
Where is the light?
Gone with Twilight.
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Ballad of Outlaw Rath :iconalockwood2:alockwood2 1 0
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Harry Houdini's Last Trick
A group of friends gathered
Around an old Ouija board
To try and summon
The greatest Magician of them All.
They soon heard a voice,
And it told them thus,
“I’m Harry Houdini,
And I’ll prove I’m the best,
With the greatest trick of them all.
I need a volunteer,
And the lovely lady
Looks like she’ll do,
As a Magician always needs a co-star.”
The lady found herself on the stage somehow,
And that was when things
Got real strange.
A set of curtains dropped around her,
And when they lifted,
She was still there.
Then the door slammed shut,
And there was Harry Houdini himself.
“I’m glad you came to see me.
But I must request,
That you let me return to my rest.”
The door sprang open,
And the friends dashed out,
But as for the lady,
She left with a kiss.
“Thank you for your participation.
I hope you enjoyed the show.”
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Hundred Floors of Fright with David Pumpkins
Its a hundred floors of fright,
And it’s the scariest ride ever!
It started off nice and tame,
With the bride that hung herself,
And the place that serves your
Head as the day’s special,
But all of that changed
When David Pumpkins came on the ride.
A hundred floors of fright,
With David Pumpkins
And his two boney sidekicks,
And he promised to scare the hell out of us.
At first we thought he was lame,
With a stupid dance routine,
Ending with him asking “Any Questions?”
But that was when we found out,
Seventy-three of the one hundred floors
Contained him in some form.
I will say this for him,
He lived up to his promise,
And scared the hell out of me.
Any Questions?
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Spooky Skeleton
Where’s the Spooky Skeleton?
I can’t see him anywhere.
He slips through the scene
Before I get there.
I hear the scream,
Of those he bumps into.
There’s all a fright,
Of the Spooky Skeleton.
I decided to make a quick visit,
Due to a fruit punch too many,
And then I ran out,
Because I found the Spooky Skeleton
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Shoo Crow
Shoo crow,
Get away!
That wicked witch
Has enchanted your
Black feathered friends.
Shoo crow,
Get away!
Before she places you
Under her spell.
Shoo crow,
Get Away!
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Ghost Buster
Sam was reading the paper, while sitting in a seat on the subway, when some big fat lady sat on him, well, sat through him.
“Do you mind?”
The lady screamed as she shot out of the seat, crashing into the couple in front of her.
“Sheesh! Can’t even rest in peace in peace,” muttered Sam, as he turned the page.
A shadow came over Sam. “I’m afraid you’re going to have to leave.”
Sam looked over the paper. “Hey! Bill Murray! Liked you in Zombieland, where you died!”
“I’m not him,” said the Bill Murray-look-alike. “Of course, I’m glad you didn’t mention Garfield.”
“Big orange fat cat. I like him in the Funnies better,” said Sam. “Now, go away.”
“I can’t do that.”
Sam heard a strange sound. He looked up and saw a modified vacuum starting up. “Oh! You’re that guy that’s been sucking ghosts up! I know who you are now! Listen, let
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Alien Halloween
Zert looked at himself on his self-viewer. “Gerrg, I look like a fnorg with this stuff on.”
“You’re supposed to look like a fnorg, my zont,” said Gerrg. “I promised Gundra and Zanto I’d keep you safe during your stay on this backwater of a planet, and this will do that, especially today.”
Zert looked in his self-viewer; currently, one of those creatures would say he looked somewhat like something they called a caninewolf, with purple and green fur, and a strange vest. His ears looked pointed, his nose was bigger, he had claws, and his tail was now bushy. He looked at Gerrg. “Why can’t I wear just the imageillusioner?”
His uncle stepped into the room, looking like something the creatures called a rodentrat. “These humans, as they call themselves, haven’t met those from other planets, at least not officially; it’s believed they’ve still got another hundred fifty times around their star before they a
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Trump's Halloween
Gimme gimme gimme
All of your candy.
I want your candy
Because I deserve it.
Not you,
And not that nasty hag,
Who is a liar,
And a crooked crook!
She doesn’t deserve your candy!
Gimme your candy!
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Not a Funny Clown
Richard was a clown, only he wasn’t the kind of clown that people laughed at. No, he was the kind who got his jollies out of scaring people, and it wasn’t like he worked at a Halloween Park where scaring folks was acceptable. No, he’d jump out of bushes while kids walked down the sidewalk, and steal their candy, and perhaps their money. This Halloween would be no different.
He’d just put on his makeup and wig, when the doorbell rang.
“Strange,” he said. “I wasn’t expecting company.”
He went to the door, and looked through the peephole. Then, he stepped back, and checked behind a window curtain. Then, he backed away.
“Impossible! That only happens in the movies!”
Suddenly, the door was smashed in, and in came a whole circus of clowns, only none were laughing; big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones, all in outrageous outfits, as they poured on in, filling every space, including those not even meant for one person to sta
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Autumn Forest
Oh the woodlands,
They come in such colors.
Some are like the burning sun,
Others are like a blazing fire,
And still more are like gems.
Oh the woodlands,
There is always a smell,
Of Nature doing what it does best.
Some are rather nice,
While others should be avoided,
Like that skunk den over there.
There is always a treasure to be found,
Sometimes you can find yourself a feast.
Abundant apples,
Plump pears,
Juicy peaches,
Zingy oranges,
Sweet cherries,
And don’t forget those bushes to.
Blueberry,
Raspberry,
Blackberry,
Currants,
Not to mention the odd grape as well.
You will always find something,
In an Autumn Forest.
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Halloween Romance
Spooks are in the air,
And so is Love.
Two beings met in the Night,
One riding on a broom,
And the other is barely visible.
Cupid came late this year,
And shot both with his arrows.
Some say he missed,
And hit the wrong targets,
But spooks are in the air,
And so is, Love.
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Trick or Treat Witch
Melissa looked at the door as it produced its alarm. “Another one?”
She adjusted her hat, and picked up the basket as she walked to the door. Looking through the peephole, she saw a boy wearing a bad-looking skeleton outfit, and a little girl dressed up as a warty frog, with a rather bad hat. She groaned at this; the outfits got worse every generation, sometimes every year.
She opened the door, and heard the demand: “Trick or Treat!”
“Here you are,” she said, as she dropped some candy in the children’s bags. “One for you, and one for you.”
“Cool hat,” said the little girl. “I wish mine was as dark as yours.”
“Helps if you use a little starch when you press it,” Melissa said. “Now, off you go. Only thirty minutes left before you have to return home.” She sighed as the kids ran off. Mortals; they didn’t realize the little things they missed as they got older.
She went back to her k
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Some things...
I'd like to remind people of...
First to all the gallery snipers out there. Just because I work with a model does not mean you can try to contact her with harassing or disgusting comments/notes. Yeah I do "weird" fetishy shit with some of these ladies, but that does NOT give anyone else the right to harass them in any way shape or form. They gave ME permission to make pictures because they feel safe with me. Just because you may think the subject matter fits into your own dark fantasies doesn't mean they are going to be cool with you taking things down even more twisted roads. Just cut the shit and find your own models to work with. If your work is as good as you think it is, models will eventually contact you. Don't stalk mine! I am so tired of being contacted by potential partners and having to tell them that there are assholes who will try to contact them once I post the pictures we work on together. I have lost too many good friends and models to this shit because some of you prick
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Reason why i Deactivated my DA Account
I was pretty much down last time
so down that i even wanted to stop with youtube.
lotsa shit happened and still happens
if someone wonders. here is the video
it is unlisted so that people dont thing i am going to Leave anymore
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Online Dating (Macro-Micro Vore)
Thomas Hammerfell was an anthro mouse, living in a micro-sized apartmnet in Hybrid City. The twenty-something bachelor had lived there for at least six months now, and meeting other people in this place was difficult. Thus, Thomas mostly stuck to chatting with folks online.
Selena Matthews was roughly the same age, though she was a macro-sized dragoness. She'd just recently moved to Hybrid City in search of a new life. And to kick-start said life, she decided to try online dating.
Thomas went by the online alias of "Fleetfoot21:, and found himself chatting on a singles forum; the very same forum that Selena was browsing.
"Moron... Moron... "Selena said to herself as she scrolled through. "Sheesh, aren't there ANY good guys online? Moron... Moron... Ooh! He looks promising!"
Selena looked at the profile of Fleetfoot21, and found him quite interesting.
"Hmm..." She typed a quick message and sent it to him, under the name of "Fire_Lady909".
Fire_Lady909: What's up?
Thomas was surpr
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Well, I know one thing I'll have to do on the 31st - I have to give a sermon in church, and I'm not even a pastor.
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jazz316 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2017
Thank you very much for Faving:) (Smile) :D (Big Grin) ;) (Wink) Hug Huggle! Heart Heart Heart 
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alockwood2 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome.
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happaxgamma Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2017  New Deviant
I had a dream where we bare bears made a dvd before svfoe, and Harvey beaks, back in 2015, one year later it came true. "That was the happiest day of my life" - ralph wiggum.
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alockwood2 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Ok.
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happaxgamma Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2017  New Deviant
My favorite anime is the hurricane youtu.be/IoTRNZS2OtQ?t=3m9s
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alockwood2 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Not really into the Simpsons.
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EarthVStheDerek Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2017
Thanks for watching.
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alockwood2 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome. I've also subscribed to you on Youtube.
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Thanks!
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Feel free to return the favor.
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