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Harry Houdini's Last Trick
A group of friends gathered
Around an old Ouija board
To try and summon
The greatest Magician of them All.
They soon heard a voice,
And it told them thus,
“I’m Harry Houdini,
And I’ll prove I’m the best,
With the greatest trick of them all.
I need a volunteer,
And the lovely lady
Looks like she’ll do,
As a Magician always needs a co-star.”
The lady found herself on the stage somehow,
And that was when things
Got real strange.
A set of curtains dropped around her,
And when they lifted,
She was still there.
Then the door slammed shut,
And there was Harry Houdini himself.
“I’m glad you came to see me.
But I must request,
That you let me return to my rest.”
The door sprang open,
And the friends dashed out,
But as for the lady,
She left with a kiss.
“Thank you for your participation.
I hope you enjoyed the show.”
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Hundred Floors of Fright with David Pumpkins
Its a hundred floors of fright,
And it’s the scariest ride ever!
It started off nice and tame,
With the bride that hung herself,
And the place that serves your
Head as the day’s special,
But all of that changed
When David Pumpkins came on the ride.
A hundred floors of fright,
With David Pumpkins
And his two boney sidekicks,
And he promised to scare the hell out of us.
At first we thought he was lame,
With a stupid dance routine,
Ending with him asking “Any Questions?”
But that was when we found out,
Seventy-three of the one hundred floors
Contained him in some form.
I will say this for him,
He lived up to his promise,
And scared the hell out of me.
Any Questions?
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Spooky Skeleton
Where’s the Spooky Skeleton?
I can’t see him anywhere.
He slips through the scene
Before I get there.
I hear the scream,
Of those he bumps into.
There’s all a fright,
Of the Spooky Skeleton.
I decided to make a quick visit,
Due to a fruit punch too many,
And then I ran out,
Because I found the Spooky Skeleton
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Shoo Crow
Shoo crow,
Get away!
That wicked witch
Has enchanted your
Black feathered friends.
Shoo crow,
Get away!
Before she places you
Under her spell.
Shoo crow,
Get Away!
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Ghost Buster
Sam was reading the paper, while sitting in a seat on the subway, when some big fat lady sat on him, well, sat through him.
“Do you mind?”
The lady screamed as she shot out of the seat, crashing into the couple in front of her.
“Sheesh! Can’t even rest in peace in peace,” muttered Sam, as he turned the page.
A shadow came over Sam. “I’m afraid you’re going to have to leave.”
Sam looked over the paper. “Hey! Bill Murray! Liked you in Zombieland, where you died!”
“I’m not him,” said the Bill Murray-look-alike. “Of course, I’m glad you didn’t mention Garfield.”
“Big orange fat cat. I like him in the Funnies better,” said Sam. “Now, go away.”
“I can’t do that.”
Sam heard a strange sound. He looked up and saw a modified vacuum starting up. “Oh! You’re that guy that’s been sucking ghosts up! I know who you are now! Listen, let
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Alien Halloween
Zert looked at himself on his self-viewer. “Gerrg, I look like a fnorg with this stuff on.”
“You’re supposed to look like a fnorg, my zont,” said Gerrg. “I promised Gundra and Zanto I’d keep you safe during your stay on this backwater of a planet, and this will do that, especially today.”
Zert looked in his self-viewer; currently, one of those creatures would say he looked somewhat like something they called a caninewolf, with purple and green fur, and a strange vest. His ears looked pointed, his nose was bigger, he had claws, and his tail was now bushy. He looked at Gerrg. “Why can’t I wear just the imageillusioner?”
His uncle stepped into the room, looking like something the creatures called a rodentrat. “These humans, as they call themselves, haven’t met those from other planets, at least not officially; it’s believed they’ve still got another hundred fifty times around their star before they a
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Trump's Halloween
Gimme gimme gimme
All of your candy.
I want your candy
Because I deserve it.
Not you,
And not that nasty hag,
Who is a liar,
And a crooked crook!
She doesn’t deserve your candy!
Gimme your candy!
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Not a Funny Clown
Richard was a clown, only he wasn’t the kind of clown that people laughed at. No, he was the kind who got his jollies out of scaring people, and it wasn’t like he worked at a Halloween Park where scaring folks was acceptable. No, he’d jump out of bushes while kids walked down the sidewalk, and steal their candy, and perhaps their money. This Halloween would be no different.
He’d just put on his makeup and wig, when the doorbell rang.
“Strange,” he said. “I wasn’t expecting company.”
He went to the door, and looked through the peephole. Then, he stepped back, and checked behind a window curtain. Then, he backed away.
“Impossible! That only happens in the movies!”
Suddenly, the door was smashed in, and in came a whole circus of clowns, only none were laughing; big ones, small ones, fat ones, thin ones, all in outrageous outfits, as they poured on in, filling every space, including those not even meant for one person to sta
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Literature
Autumn Forest
Oh the woodlands,
They come in such colors.
Some are like the burning sun,
Others are like a blazing fire,
And still more are like gems.
Oh the woodlands,
There is always a smell,
Of Nature doing what it does best.
Some are rather nice,
While others should be avoided,
Like that skunk den over there.
There is always a treasure to be found,
Sometimes you can find yourself a feast.
Abundant apples,
Plump pears,
Juicy peaches,
Zingy oranges,
Sweet cherries,
And don’t forget those bushes to.
Blueberry,
Raspberry,
Blackberry,
Currants,
Not to mention the odd grape as well.
You will always find something,
In an Autumn Forest.
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Halloween Romance
Spooks are in the air,
And so is Love.
Two beings met in the Night,
One riding on a broom,
And the other is barely visible.
Cupid came late this year,
And shot both with his arrows.
Some say he missed,
And hit the wrong targets,
But spooks are in the air,
And so is, Love.
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Trick or Treat Witch
Melissa looked at the door as it produced its alarm. “Another one?”
She adjusted her hat, and picked up the basket as she walked to the door. Looking through the peephole, she saw a boy wearing a bad-looking skeleton outfit, and a little girl dressed up as a warty frog, with a rather bad hat. She groaned at this; the outfits got worse every generation, sometimes every year.
She opened the door, and heard the demand: “Trick or Treat!”
“Here you are,” she said, as she dropped some candy in the children’s bags. “One for you, and one for you.”
“Cool hat,” said the little girl. “I wish mine was as dark as yours.”
“Helps if you use a little starch when you press it,” Melissa said. “Now, off you go. Only thirty minutes left before you have to return home.” She sighed as the kids ran off. Mortals; they didn’t realize the little things they missed as they got older.
She went back to her k
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Steps to Planting and Growing Your Plants
Many of us grow plants. For some, this consists of some flowers along the side of our house, right out in front, to make the place look nice. For others, it’s a vegetable garden out back, with beans, squash, peppers, tomatoes, onions, cucumbers, carrots, and what have you. Some grow trees, some of which produce fruit, some are just beautiful and others serve to block the wind, snow, and prying eyes of certain people. Others grow bushes, which may grow fruit, look beautiful, or act as a barrier. Other folks better double-check the law books. Some grow plants because it’s a fun activity. Some grow plants to make money. Some grow plants for food, or medicinal benefits. Some folks spend quite a while preparing to grow their plants – research, preparation, scoping out the various nurseries and garden stores, digging just the right hole, pruning it correctly, taking good care of it – only for the thing to die. Others just go out, buy what looks to be a bad plant, dig
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Animal I Have Become
       Zootopia was a place where civilized animals learned not to to be predator or prey. It was mostly like that save for a few weeks where a few animals went savage due to the night howler serum that was injected into them. While it was fortunate that no prey animals had been eaten, there were certain criminals who the citizens felt should have been eaten. There was one in particular that Nick Wilde had been tracking for some time. His target was a male rooster who was wanted for unspeakable crimes. The crimes in question were sexual offenses, specially against hens and chicks. Nick had first read the rooster's rap sheet in Bogo's office a week prior to his hunt and he was horrified at what the perp...er...perv had done. Bogo told him not to take the case since the fox had been traumatized during his childhood and would let his personal feelings get in the way. Coincidentally this was just before Nick was to have an entire week off of work to be with Judy at thei
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I live just outside of Jamestown New York, about as far west from NYC and south of Buffalo as you can get and still be in the same State. Here are some important Sites for me:
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apwr04 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the LLama!!!!!
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alockwood2 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome.
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MotoNeko Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2017
(Caution: There is a tag below. I apologize for tagging you ó.ò)

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room
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alockwood2 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
I know how this sort of thing goes - not interested, as I have other things to think about, like this crazy story about a rabbit wearing a living human-skin suit.
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MotoNeko Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2017
What story is that?? ó.0
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alockwood2 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Part of an interactive I add to on Writing.Com.
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Auroracuno Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the cake badge! :)
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alockwood2 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Gave your other account one last year.
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Scaly-Hydra Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for watching.. a while ago!
Watcher Snacks 1, by Cryophase by Scaly-Hydra
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alockwood2 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome.
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